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THE FACTFILE

(Interview with Dot provided by VIP Member)

NAME: DOT DOT

AGE: furgot

GENDER: I ‘ave woman parts

OCCUPATION: wot dus this mean?

MARRITAL STATUS: singel

LOCATION: on a couch, wiv May

AN OLD PICTURE OF YOU: Me wiw the pink coat on


A RECENT PICTURE OF YOU: Dont i luk gorgus


PETS: May sed they went to a special place in the sky an’ tha’ they wud be ‘avin fun

HOBBIES: wotevur May tells me tad u really

 

.::thE PledGe::.

I hereby swear to uphold the standards of personal hygeine, intellectual pursuit, and work ethic exemplified by Dot for as long as I shall live.
(Amen optional).